Ugh... here they go again. "They" are making me write a serious post instead of fucking around like I loovvveee to do! Fuckers. Unless you've been living under a rock there have been some seriously fucked up things going on in the world. And no I'm not talking about the attention whores, I am talking about serious shit. The Pope, the fucking Pope (forgive me Catholic nut jobs) said we better stop fucking around or the Earth is going to fucking DIE. The city of Los Angeles inexplicably decided to pay people who work at jobs that aren't meant to support a family of 5, $15 per hour. The TSA sucks at their fucking jobs. Some fucktards announced they were running for President. The fucking FBI is spying on you from planes disguised as commercial airlines and oh yeah, the fucking Patriot Act expired and the government sneakily passed some this that makes the Patriot look like your 6 year-old wrote it. I could go on, but I think you are getting the point, at least I hope you are. The bottom line here is this, our society is probably more fucked up than it has been in the last 152 years, seriously. The American public (I can't necessarily leave out the rest of the world, but they aren't as guilty as we are, trust me) was summarily distracted from some significant goings on by some irrelevant former Olympic athlete who was married to the mother of the biggest family of attention whores on the planet who won a gold medal in 19 fucking 76. WTF? 1976 and did you know he lost the first fucking time he competed in 1972, didn't even medal. However I digress, who the fuck decided that anyone on the fucking planet needed to know about how this person decided to live their life? I know I don't give two fucks about him/her. I know a few people who are transgender and they decided to keep it EXTREMELY personal, not because they were ashamed but because it's nobody else's fucking business how they live their lives. I am sorry people, but I don't find Androgynous Bruce/Caitlyn to be brave at all. I find this person to be a shameful attention whore. If you're so dedicated to a cause, donate time, donate money, don't fucking do a fucking Barbara Walters special about it. Fuck you and your fucking family, you're all a bunch of pandering, self-obsessed, attentions whores. I identify as someone who has decided that this is the last time I will mention this unbelievable shit and now refuse to watch Barbara Walters or buy a copy of Vanity Fair EVER (Not that I did either thing before...but you get my point).
For the second greatest distraction of the last couple of days...that fucking idiot in the Pacific Northwest (why is it a region and not a specific state??) Seriously, again, who the fuck cares about which ethnic identity this person decides to "identify with". Did she bilk any other people out of money because she claimed she was African-American when she wasn't? Did she kill anyone and blame it on black people? Before today did anyone even fucking give a flying fuck what this woman did, where she worked or what causes she supported? At least she wasn't fucking killing people, torturing people (by the way, while you were distracted with all this shit the CIA was accused AGAIN of torturing people in Guantanamo...pretty convenient how these stories keep popping up, huh?) Look, obviously this woman has some psychological issues, but who doesn't? If we interviewed all of your family members or co-workers I bet there'd be a fucking front page story in People magazine about what a sick fuck you are.
If you know me or have read my blog, you know I don't like excuses. I don't like people not taking responsibility for their actions or for who they are. This fucking new phrase "I identify with..." is the next bullshit excuse for people to start doing some fucked up shit. If you buy into it, if you pay attention to it, if you discuss it, you are part of the epidemic. I am deeply offended as a person when people are choosing to identify these people as heroes or villains. Come on, wake the fuck up. Heroes save peoples lives, heroes go in when everyone else is running out, heroes identify as fucking heroes, period. Villains kill people, villains hurt people and children, villains identify as villains. If we don't learn to start identifying and recognizing the real shit instead of the bullshit we are doomed to live our lives in a comic book, and not one with a happy ending.
I identify as a woman, a wife, a mother and as a fucking human being. How about you?
